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$PUMPORCAT — too poor to stop pumping

$PUMPORCAT

Too poor to stop pumping.

He had nothing, so he had nothing to lose. $PUMPORCAT is a community meme coin on Solana — no presale, no team bag, no promises except the climb.

CONTRACT ADDRESS
Not live yet. The contract address will be posted on @pumporcat on X the moment it launches — and it'll appear here too.
Pumpor Cat, a broke cat in a green tunic with his paws on his hips

He was so broke the moon looked like a downgrade.

Nobody airdropped him anything. No seed round, no friendly market maker, no whitelist. Chief of nothing, holder of dust. He refreshed his wallet so many times the RPC started rate-limiting him out of pity.

Every coin he ever touched went to zero the moment he touched it. He watched other people's charts go vertical from the floor of a group chat he'd been muted in. Twice.

So he did the only thing a broke cat can do. He pointed at the sky, put his paws on his hips, and started walking.

Rock bottom is just the launchpad with worse lighting.
Chain
Solana
Launch venue
pump.fun
Presale
None
Team allocation
None
Buy / sell tax
0% / 0%
Net worth at birth
$0.00

TOTAL SUPPLY1,000,000,000
BUY TAX0.00%
SELL TAX0.00%
TEAM WALLETNONE
PRESALENONE
MINT AUTHORITYREVOKED
LIQUIDITYBURNED

SUBTOTALALL OF IT
PAID BYTHE PEOPLE
CHANGE DUE$0.00

THANK YOU FOR BEING POOR
NO REFUNDS · NO REGRETS · NO ROADMAP MEETINGS

CUSTOMER COPY — KEEP FOR RECORDS

The whole supply, itemised.

There is no clever emission schedule and no vesting cliff. One billion tokens, all of them in the open market from minute one, priced by whoever shows up.

  • Nobody got a head start

    No presale round, no allocation set aside, no wallet that bought in cheaper than you did.

  • Liquidity is burned

    When the curve completes on pump.fun the LP is burned automatically. It can't be pulled.

  • No tax on either side

    Buy and sell freely. Nothing skims a percentage on the way in or out.

  • Verify all of it yourself

    Every line above is readable on-chain. Don't take a website's word for it — check Solscan.

Four steps and you're in.

Never bought on Solana before? It takes about five minutes, and you can do all of it from your phone.

STEP 1

Get a wallet

Install Phantom or Solflare. Both are free and both have a phone app. Write your recovery phrase on paper and never type it anywhere again.

STEP 2

Put SOL in it

Buy SOL inside the wallet with a card, or send it from an exchange like Coinbase, Binance or Kraken. Leave a little spare for network fees.

STEP 3

Open the coin

Copy the contract address from the top of this page and paste it into pump.fun. Check the address character for character — fakes are common.

STEP 4

Swap and hold

Trade your SOL for $PUMPORCAT. If the chart is moving fast, nudge your slippage up a little so the trade goes through.

The climb.

Not a roadmap. A cat with no money walking uphill, measured in altitude.

BASEMENT0 ft

Launch, flat broke

Deployed on pump.fun with nothing reserved. Everyone starts at the same price on the same curve, including him.

GROUND1,000 ft

The first thousand

A thousand holders, a group chat that never sleeps, and enough memes that people start recognising the face before the ticker.

ORBIT100,000 ft

Bonded and listed

The curve completes, liquidity burns, and the chart shows up on Dexscreener and DexTools. Listing applications go out to the trackers.

MOON238,900 mi

He buys the moon

Not lands on it. Buys it. Then complains about the service charge, because some habits survive any amount of money.

Straight answers.

Is there a contract address yet?

The address appears at the top of this page the moment the coin is live, with a copy button and links to pump.fun, Dexscreener and Solscan. Until then, the only place to watch is @pumporcat. Any address you see anywhere else before that is a fake.

How do I know this isn't a rug?

You don't, and no website should be able to convince you otherwise. What you can do is check the facts yourself: paste the contract into Solscan and confirm the mint authority is revoked, the liquidity is burned and no single wallet is holding an outsized share. Do that before you spend anything, on this coin and every other one.

What does $PUMPORCAT actually do?

It's a meme coin. It buys you a picture of a broke cat and a seat in the group chat. There's no product, no staking yield and no revenue. Anyone promising you otherwise is selling something.

Can I buy from my phone?

Yes. Install Phantom or Solflare from the app store, fund it with SOL, then open pump.fun inside the wallet app's built-in browser and paste the contract address. Using the wallet's own browser avoids most phishing sites.

Is there a Telegram or Discord?

Announcements go out on X first, always. If a community chat opens, the link will be posted from @pumporcat and added here. Treat any invite that didn't come from there as a scam.

How much should I put in?

An amount you'd be genuinely fine losing in full. Meme coins go to zero constantly and this one is not an exception to anything. That isn't false modesty — it's the actual risk.

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