Launch, flat broke
Deployed on pump.fun with nothing reserved. Everyone starts at the same price on the same curve, including him.
Too poor to stop pumping.
He had nothing, so he had nothing to lose. $PUMPORCAT is a community meme coin on Solana — no presale, no team bag, no promises except the climb.
Nobody airdropped him anything. No seed round, no friendly market maker, no whitelist. Chief of nothing, holder of dust. He refreshed his wallet so many times the RPC started rate-limiting him out of pity.
Every coin he ever touched went to zero the moment he touched it. He watched other people's charts go vertical from the floor of a group chat he'd been muted in. Twice.
So he did the only thing a broke cat can do. He pointed at the sky, put his paws on his hips, and started walking.
Rock bottom is just the launchpad with worse lighting.
THANK YOU FOR BEING POOR
NO REFUNDS · NO REGRETS · NO ROADMAP MEETINGS
There is no clever emission schedule and no vesting cliff. One billion tokens, all of them in the open market from minute one, priced by whoever shows up.
No presale round, no allocation set aside, no wallet that bought in cheaper than you did.
When the curve completes on pump.fun the LP is burned automatically. It can't be pulled.
Buy and sell freely. Nothing skims a percentage on the way in or out.
Every line above is readable on-chain. Don't take a website's word for it — check Solscan.
Never bought on Solana before? It takes about five minutes, and you can do all of it from your phone.
Install Phantom or Solflare. Both are free and both have a phone app. Write your recovery phrase on paper and never type it anywhere again.
Buy SOL inside the wallet with a card, or send it from an exchange like Coinbase, Binance or Kraken. Leave a little spare for network fees.
Copy the contract address from the top of this page and paste it into pump.fun. Check the address character for character — fakes are common.
Trade your SOL for $PUMPORCAT. If the chart is moving fast, nudge your slippage up a little so the trade goes through.
Not a roadmap. A cat with no money walking uphill, measured in altitude.
Deployed on pump.fun with nothing reserved. Everyone starts at the same price on the same curve, including him.
A thousand holders, a group chat that never sleeps, and enough memes that people start recognising the face before the ticker.
The curve completes, liquidity burns, and the chart shows up on Dexscreener and DexTools. Listing applications go out to the trackers.
Not lands on it. Buys it. Then complains about the service charge, because some habits survive any amount of money.
The address appears at the top of this page the moment the coin is live, with a copy button and links to pump.fun, Dexscreener and Solscan. Until then, the only place to watch is @pumporcat. Any address you see anywhere else before that is a fake.
You don't, and no website should be able to convince you otherwise. What you can do is check the facts yourself: paste the contract into Solscan and confirm the mint authority is revoked, the liquidity is burned and no single wallet is holding an outsized share. Do that before you spend anything, on this coin and every other one.
It's a meme coin. It buys you a picture of a broke cat and a seat in the group chat. There's no product, no staking yield and no revenue. Anyone promising you otherwise is selling something.
Yes. Install Phantom or Solflare from the app store, fund it with SOL, then open pump.fun inside the wallet app's built-in browser and paste the contract address. Using the wallet's own browser avoids most phishing sites.
Announcements go out on X first, always. If a community chat opens, the link will be posted from @pumporcat and added here. Treat any invite that didn't come from there as a scam.
An amount you'd be genuinely fine losing in full. Meme coins go to zero constantly and this one is not an exception to anything. That isn't false modesty — it's the actual risk.